Happy Humpday all my lovely Screw supporters!

I wanted to take it down a notch this afternoon and really send you fine folks a little something from my heart...

I love you all... with gentle friction.

(via college humor)

xoxo

JD

Let me explain my bizarre question.  I recently had my entire genital area (clit to ass, as they say) dyed blue. We're not talk about a subtle blue either.  Nope. My twat was a deep and majestic blueberry blue, which I was able to observe magnified and in high definition.  

Now why would someone do such a thing?  Was this body modification all for a fantastic fruit fetish? I would love to claim to be so committed to weird.  No, I dyed my junk blue...in the name of science!

I was a willing participant in a study which is comparing the injuries after sex between biological women who have consensual sex with bio-men and biological women who were raped.  The end goal of this study is to be able to have firm evidence that the injuries that occur from these two different situations present differently, and therefore pictures should be considered strong evidence in rape cases.  

I have to say that my experience as a participant in this study was incredibly positive.  I initially felt the critical hairs on the back of my neck prickle at the idea that they were looking for hard and fast evidence of what kind of sex was had based on pictures.  The first question I had was, "What if people are having consensual sex that is incredibly rough?" Because I know many, good, sweet people who love to act out a violent rape scene...consensually.  But! This study had done it's homework!  Before photographing my recently consensually sexed cunt (and they did call my man to ensure that we did have sex, and that it was consensual!) they asked me a series of questions about the nature of the sex I had just had. They asked (among numerous other things!) about positions, whether I used lube, what size was the cock, how long it had gone on for, and how rough it was.  I had a feeling there is a very complicated and perverted spread sheet that took these sorts of concerns into consideration.  Also, I was amazed and impressed to learn that they were looking for hundreds and hundreds of bio-women of all ethnicities to photograph. There is something exciting about quantitative research...

You may still be wondering, But why the blueberry colored cunt?! As it turns out it is easier to see injuries in the mucosal membrane of my delicate flower if the whole thing is dyed blue.  The dye actually absorbs into those micro-tears and the contrast is much more visible when blue than it is when I'm my normal pink.  

All in all, this study left my vulva feeling like the belle of the ball (so many pictures and attention makes my puss purrrr!).  And! I got to pretend I was a pornographic smurfette for the rest of the day! 

A big thanks to all my perverted pals who let me flash them and in excitement exclaim, "Look! My taint is blue!!"

If you are interested in being a participant in this study- email screwsmart@gmail.com, and I'll forward you the contact information of the principle investigator.  It compensates well and is for a good cause!

With warm memories of my blueberry cunt,

Donkey

As it turns out, not many folks like a Monday.  Yeah, I definitely get that, so I think today would be a lovely day to post something that I think is absolutely wonderful.  What can I say? It's all about bringing a little bit of light into an otherwise dreary situation.

This video has been circulating around the interweb for a time and I've probably watched it about 15 times in total, and every time I immediately want to start it over and watch again.  It's Ivan Coyote, author/poet/artist/sexiest butch in all the land, performing a piece about her love for femmes (but also so much more!).  The honesty and rawness of her words make my chest burn with respect and awe for not only Ivan herself, but the medium in general.  Alright, time to stop gushing and bring out the goods!  So without further ado, "To All Of The Kick Ass, Beautiful Fierce Femmes Out There."

I know, right?

xoxo

JD

the furies of screwsmart would love to take a moment to thank the many amazing people who came together to make our Screw It Up! Coming Out Party and Fundraiser a success! The fly volunteers working the door, raffles, merch table, and bar! Karen, mistress of the toolshed photobooth (info on photos to come!) The incredible performers which included the Liberty City Kings, Star, DJ Doogie and DJ Honkeytron. The fine businesses that donated prizes to us including Firehouse Bicycles, Passional, Studio 34, The Velvet Lily, Studio 34 and Fu-Wah! It was a night of swampy education and educating dancing and all to an incredible means: so that we may get some funding for a laminator...

Just to keep you (our nearest and dearest) in the loop, we're taking August to galvanize with brass-knuckled curriculum pencils, zine-making stitching fingers and our retreat-taking booties~ please check back in for a new list of our debaucheries starting in September!

Join us at Danger Danger Gallery! we'll have free ice water, the AC's pumping, and unbelievable feats of educational tastelessness!!

Please celebrate our Coming Out by joining us for a debaucherous party featuring the edu-taining stylings of ScrewSmart, the Liberty City Kings,  Mr. Philly Drag King 2010, Miss West Philly Fabulous, a DIY BDSM workshop led by Star, DJ DuiJi, 1300, and DJ Honkytron.  

We’re announcing our arrival on the scene by offering a night filled with performances, photobooths, raffles, queer-friendly porn, facepainting, and handcrafted décor, all in the name of education!  We're giving away music, toys, gift certificates to local restaurants and stores and original ScrewSmart underwears! 

 As a collaborative we aim to celebrate a diverse range of sexualities, and promote sex-positivity with hands-, brains- and hard-on learning.   And with that, all you pervs, nerds, straights and fabulous freaks, please do don your best Sunday threads and get sweaty at the Danger, Danger Gallery in West Philly (5013 Baltimore Ave), Saturday July 24th from 7:30pm to 1am. Entrance is $5-15 sliding scale. 

21 or over

Bring an escort and get in 2-for-1 before 10:00pm. All proceeds go to helping this amazing new collaborative get off the ground